It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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