In the future we'll all be gay
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Randomize
