love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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