ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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