Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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