thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
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