So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
