I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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