Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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