dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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