Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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