Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
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You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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