a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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