i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Congratulations! We have a period
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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