Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
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