Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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