Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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