This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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