Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I'm at about main and main street
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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