as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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