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i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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