Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
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