You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
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on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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