why didn't you poke me back
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
we made out on top of his cat.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
whose ass print is on the piano?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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