i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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