My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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