I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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