I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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