We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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