She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
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