Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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