I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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