whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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