It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
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She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
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you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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