please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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