This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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