worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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