I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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