Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I supernannyed him into submission
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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