I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Randomize
