You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
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Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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