Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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