We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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