How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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