Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Randomize
