that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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