my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
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