oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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