so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
she pinky promised me she was 18
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If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
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damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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