Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
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He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
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I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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