At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
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All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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