Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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