Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
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You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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