My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
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He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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