To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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